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Finally! You know what I mean. You’ve heard me joke about the lack of color on the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills, New York and Miami, well, the Latina domination is a great thing. But have you ever travelled to Miami? Then you understand what I’m talking about.

Anyway, Baroness Monica Von Neumann is allegedly in talks to join the palest housewives show on earth. She was born Monica Ford. She met and married a wealthy Austrian Baron John von Neumann, the first importer of Volkswagens to the U.S., and son of the doctor to the King of England and Spain. To learn all the formalities of royal tradition, she attended a Swiss finishing school, studied with private tutors and mastered the language of her new husband’s country — Austria. They had a daughter in the eighties named Dorian.

Unfortunately the Baron passed away from cancer in 2003, leaving the Baroness to re-invent herself as a businesswoman, whose mission is to make luxurious items, including her line of scented candles, accessible to everyone.

Baroness Monica didn’t want to spend her free time lunching with the ladies. Instead she donates a significant amount of time and money to charity and has launched her own business. The Baroness, who now divides her time between Los Angles, New York and Geneva, developed four candle collections that capture scents from around the world: Savon, a floral scent including rose and Lily of the Valley; Atlas, containing a mix of spicy Ceylon cinnamon and Zanzibar clove; Fete made with Navel orange and Norwegian Pine; and Modena, a men’s scent with crispy citrus, highlighted by Neroli Bigarade and Italian lemon.

The Baroness is still waiting to hear back from Housewives producers, but in any event, she’s currently in hot demand – in fact late last year, she taped a pilot for a new show on E!

If this is true I hope she is not a raging lunatic!

Royalty Noble and Chivalric Ranks
Emperor, King / Queen, Grand Duke, Grand Prince, Archduke, Duke, Prince, Marquess / Marquis, Count / Earl, Viscount, Baron, Baronet, Hereditary Knight, Knight / Dame, Nobile / Lord / Edler von.
Emperor is the highest rank and Baron/Barness is lower on the totem pole ranking.

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  • mee
    Good news
  • PAMALA
    **WHY*WOULD*YOU*WOULD*THINK*SHE*S*A*LUNATIC*THERE*S*PLENTY*OF*
    **THOSE*ALREADY8ON*ALL*THE*UNHOUSEWIVES**
    **STOP*BEING*DOWN*ON*BLACK*WOMEN*IF*SEEMS*THEY*WANT*BLACK*FEATURES AND THEY LOOK MORE LIKE CREATURES*BLACK*IS*THE*STANDARD*
  • PattyMac
    “Baroness” Monica will undoubtedly be the palest of all the black Houswives on earth!
  • http://twitter.com/ret2010 marie a. brooks
    umm she is really pretty, if she’s smart too, owns her own business and has money! Let her on, it will make the show even better, especially if she stands up for herself and don’t lie down for nothing they dish out. Roll out the welcome mat and let her come on down.
  • http://twitter.com/jackie78704 Jackie Maronna-Velez
    Hmmmmm ??? I wonder if she will stir things up I know Kim and Kyle thing they are real housewife royalty already , I think Lisa will be polite. I don’t know if she would appreciate Brandi fuck you’s and Taylors breakdowns.
  • http://twitter.com/jackie78704 Jackie Maronna-Velez
    Hmmmmm ??? I wonder if she will stir things up I know Kim and Kyle thing they are real housewife royalty already , I think Lisa will be polite. I don’t know if she would appreciate Brandi fuck you’s and Taylors breakdowns.
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