Brandi Glanville Calls 7-Year-Old Son ‘A Complete A**hole,’ A ‘D*ck,’ & A ‘F*cker’; Says He’s Gotten To 2nd Base ‘With A Lot Of Chicks’ & That She’s Already Planning His Rehab Stint
via Radar Online:
Brandi Glanville let loose on her 7-year-old son Jake on her podcast Brandi Glanville Unfiltered, living up to the podcast¹s title in calling the child “a complete a**hole,” a “f*cker,” a “d*ck,” while running down a laundry list of the first grader’s foibles. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills starlet’s questionable tangent came spilling out as she spoke with her guest on her podcast, actor Jake Lacy. “My son’s name is Jake: He’s 7, he’s a complete a**hole, but we love him. Oh man, he’s a d*ck, seriously,’ Glanville, 41, told Lacy. Glanville said that the boy unabashedly defies her, such as in cases when he shamelessly neglects to do something she asked of him. She said when she tells him, “I told you to do this,” he responds, “Well, I lied!
“He doesn’t try to get out of it — he says, ‘I lied,’ then he shows his dimples!” she said of her son. The statuesque beauty said even her mother, Judith Ann Glanville, has observed the boy’s unruly ways, calling it “total payback” for the hell she raised as a youngster. “Payback is a b*tch,” she said, laughing. And in perhaps the most cringeworthy moment in a series of them, the mother-of-two intimated her preference for Jake’s older brother, Mason. “I have an 11-year-old who’s awesome,” she said. “He doesn’t lie, he’s really sweet, he kisses me when I ask . . . he’s my baby.”
She told Lacy she’s “already, like, booking rehab for Jake down the road” based on his shenanigans.
Illustrating the mother-son dynamic between herself and Jake, she said that the boy sings to her lines from the Ariana Grande song “Problem” — specifically, the line, “I’ve Got One Less Problem Without You,” to her chagrin.
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“I’m like, ‘Go f*ck yourself!’” she said, laughing, calling him a “f*cker” in passing.
Besides Jake’s attitude, Glanville also said “a problem” on the horizon is the tot¹s popularity with the ladies. “He’s basically got to second base with a lot of chicks already!” she said, noting that the first-grader had a fifth-grade girlfriend.
Of course, Brandi being Brandi, the reality star will go after the big boys just as soon as she will the little ones: During the podcast, Glanville noted a “big wrestler guy” — 90s pro wrestling sensation Bill Goldberg — was sweating her for hogging the studio, as she concluded, “He hates me! ‘He’s giving me dirty looks,” she said on-the-air. “He’s p*ssed.”
Now the question is, will Jake’s dad Eddie — or his outspoken wife LeAnn Rimes — be as well, after hearing Brandi’s rant?
Brandi defended her comments by tweeting:
“I joke about my kids &dogs being a**holes sometimes cuz honestly the can be but I love them more then life!!people that know me know that! OMG I jokingly refer 2my kids&dogs as lil a**holes sometimes cuz they can be.my mom called us her lil- sh*ts-stop taking things so seripusly”
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