Now you didn’t really think that Brandi Glanville read Countess LuAnn’s etiquette book, Class with the Countess: How to Live with Elegance and Flair or Lisa’s book, Simply Divine: A Guide to Easy, Elegant, and Affordable Entertaining, or stopped being a sloppy drunk did you? Like Brandi said she doesn’t kill anyone, when she gets drunk, so expect Brandi to be in full shameful mom mode on season 4 of the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills. Some people seem to invite drama where ever they go.
New to the mix are a former Miss Puerto Rico Joyce Giraud de Ohoven, 34, and actress-turned designer wiccan witch, Carlton Gebbia enter the lovely ladies of RHOBH.
Brandi Glanville, 40, who quickly takes a liking to Carlton, even sharing a steamy kiss with the tattooed Brit.
‘Carlton is a bad-ass,’ declared Brandi, before the pair pucker up in a swimming pool. ‘She’s hot, I like her.’
Meanwhile, Joyce quickly gets on the wrong side of the ex-Mrs Cibrian, after Brandi gets drunk during a girls’ dinner and calls the beauty queen ‘a big fat pig.’
In another scene, Joyce was shown screaming at Brandi: ‘I thought you just needed rehab, but obviously it’s just you.’
After being labelled a bully by the model, Glanville came back all guns blazing, saying: ‘If I was a bully I would have knocked your f***ing teeth out by now!’
Despite the fact that early on Joyce admitted: ‘I look the part but I don’t know what I’m doing,’ she seems to be just as feisty as her co-stars and is even shown to be a dab hand on the gun range.
Meanwhile, Carlton who is a witch got on the wrong side of Kyle, 44, (who doesn’t get on the wrong side of Kyle), in an argument about her beliefs.
‘If you don’t want to be judged for being a wiccan, don’t act like a witch,’ Kyle screamed
Carlton replied: ‘Do not f***ing dare command me!’
Carlton admitted she is a witch when asked: I am & unfortunately my Faith has a stigma attached that does not cast a positive light upon it but what I practice is. There r so many misconceptions but I practice white & believe in the power of prayer. not all Wicca, Paganism is dark.
All witchcraft is darkness. White witch, black witch, pink witch, all witches. But that’s just my opinion.
The trailer ends dramatically with Brandi crowing over Lisa: ‘I know you’re the chess player of all-time, but I just f***ing checkmated you, b***h.’
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