Cat’s Bollocks | RHONY | Season 5, Episode 2

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Say What You Mean, Just Don’t Say It Mean

WARNING NOT BE BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY! Well folks to be honest second episode didn’t light any fires for me – so I will just recap what I remember :)

Lets start with Sonja – come on Bravo – she has much more interesting entertaining story lines other than talking to a builder, who has little camera presence or appeal; she’s talking about the leaks in her house? OK, she fancied him and rolled around like a puppy in front of him getting his attention but I would far more have enjoyed seeing a lunch with Ramona or anything really (where his appeal was I couldn’t see it but each to their own).

Rich the builder: “Can we go back down stairs
Sonja: “We are going to be spending lots of time together
Rich: “You may want to move to a hotel

Don’t think you scored there darling and seriously he wasn’t that hot either lol :)

Now talking of hot or not – WHO the hell was the hottie in the vintage store with Aviva and Carole?? Now that was camera worthy extremely cute!

*best appearance of a random in housewives history*

I LOVE vintage stores. If anyone in NYC could get away with wearing that tiger suit it would be Aviva. My goodness, what an amazing figure! Smoking hot. Even on three legs. (She knows I’m only kidding ;) )

I’m not sure about all this “she slept with your ex-husband”  stuff, and she did, oh and she did too. Poor Aviva. That expression sh–ting on your own doorstep springs to mind. NYC surely cant be that short on men choices, can it? If I heard that my ex-husband had slept with Lulu as well I just don’t know what I would have done :)

A little more Heather, I think she’s pretty down to earth and I like that. I like that she has a home in Berkshires, because it’s unpretentious. The whole part about her Dad and his send off was really sweet.

“I’m Jewish by injection” What a line…. :)

Cool Carole is cruising around NYC with her rock star boyfriend. Bare feet on the dash, open top listening to his music. Nice. “I don’t put out”. OK.

Lulu and Ramona in the park..

Now if you ask me, bringing up Ramona’s insult on her parenting skills again, whether they are good or bad would be like reminding the world that someone said you had a big hairy mole on your face. Nobody does that. She should know that Ramona wasn’t going to apologize either.

Ramona was out of line talking about the kids as I do agree with Lulu that everyone has their own ways of parenting and NONE of us are perfect. None of kids should be used as weapons between their bickering. Period.

Ramona: “You make snide, condescending remarks” Sorry Lulu but that is bang on the truth.

Lulu: “You’re talking out of your Pino filled a–” O wow did the countess just slip up her royal masquerade ? :)

Ramona “You fall off tables!” well that sounds very gracious, chic and elegant. :) I’m so sorry I missed that.

Ramona’s best and worst lines:

What is LGBT?” She should have known that one.

Carol is extremely accomplished, more than any of us“. Most truthful, kind and I totally agree.

I know she’s off the rails a lot but I do like Ramona – we got on well when we met. She is very, very outspoken, we all know that and yes, she’s high on her Pinot in lots of scenes, but so what. She’s never dull. She is very loyal to her friends and at least you know what you see is what you get!

Oh how I laugh when I see those all those compulsory vases of white wine being slugged.

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Mother, writer and star of Bravo's Real Housewives of DC. Cat brings the snark, honesty and truth with her new column "Cat's Bollocks" for Reality Wives

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    Rworthy Reply
    Sonja has the worst taste in men. Did anyone notice that she blamed her water damage on hurricane irene and the contractor said it was a burst pipe. It highlights that every single word out of sonjas mouth is a lie. I hate people who play on both teams and pretend to be the peacemaker. Get a life Sonja!
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    Bling Shah Luxe Reply
    Anything will look good to Sonja right now …I hear it’s “been awhile”. #PoorThing
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    Queenbee3186 Reply
    So many great lines this week. I think there is way more to the Lu~mona fued then just the weekend comment. Way more. Lots of rumors on twitter last week about a video Ramona retweeted previously of lu’s daughter that was offensive. The whole argument seems overly dramatic since Ramona has apologized for the weekend mom comment repeatedly. Lulu needs to read her own book of etiquette I think. Loving Aviva and Carole. Not enjoying Heather but I’ll hold back and chalk it up to just wanting desperately to fit in along with just having her father pass. You are Snarkalicious as ever.

    QueenBee

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    chris stark Reply
    id bleach the cootie if my hubby slept with lulu or Sonja….then id dip his D in the bleach
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    Rebekah Reply
    Please feel free to shoot bollocks at plastic but not fantastic Michaele Salahi if she’s in your line of fire – she should be in jail. But I do love your witty, articulate, and take not shit attitude!! Love your blog!!

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