On Monday, Basketball Wives, Evelyn Lozada posted an Instagram picture comparing her self to Superstorm Sandy. Wow what can I say! Well she is right. When we look at it all she started out as nothing then on she came. We took notice when she first formed but we looked from afar. As she got bigger we took more notice. She shook her little booty and we started to stare. We first noted her developed and well formed body was when she put the business to Antoine Walker aka the Caribbean islands.
When she left him in her wake she had spent all his cash sucked the life out of him and left him destitute. As you see he still has yet to recover from her effects. She built up ahead of steam from there and we started to take more notice and to prepare. Her body was nice and round and swaying in the right direction. Fellas we know this was no baby storm. Lo and behold her stature got bigger with her show Basketball Wives and we continued to watch with intent. She was eager for attention and she got it for sure. We stocked up on survival gear and water. As it turned out she didn’t want us she wanted Chad Ochocinco Johnson. We watched and waited for the carnage that she would wreak on him. It didn’t take long before touchdown and we realized she was the perfect storm. Right now some of us feel sorry for Chad. We looked at the mangled wreck that was once his life and hope that he can get some FEMA. Looks like he will have a blue tarp on his roof for a long time. Comparing herself to a natural disaster is befitting someone like her. If only our local and federal meteorologist’s can accurately predict when and where she will land then a lot of lives will be saved. We can only hope to be so lucky.
Editors note: Evelyn has since removed the photograph and states her nickname is Sandy. What are your thoughts? Post your comments below.
Thanks to Black Sports Online for the screen shot.
— Basketball Wives (@BasketballWivs) October 28, 2012