The Real Housewives Of Disney



Lindsay Lohan hosted SNL last night (3rd March 2012) and to my delight, they showed a promo for The Real Housewives of Disney! Cinderella, Snow White, Princess Jasmine, Rapunzel and Belle show off glass slippers, share men issues, infidelity and launch their “singing” careers. But missing from the group were Tiana, Mulan, Pocahontas and Aurora (Sleeping Beauty)!

The Magic Kingdom is my playground and I like to play – Belle
I’m the fairest of them all until you cross me – Cinderella
I don’t need to rub a lamp to get what I want – Jasmine
I’m out of the tower and into the spotlight – Rapunzel
And I’m a huge f***** mess – Cinderella

Belle: Who does your hair? Birds?
Snow White: At least I didn’t marry a Beast!
Belle: His name is Kelsey Grammer!

What do you think?

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