Cat’s Bollocks | RHONY | Reunion Part 1

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Is Andy is dressed up for a funeral? Nope, its part one of the ‘Real Housewives of New York reunion’.

All the ladies looked great, even Lulu had amazing makeup and Heather took the crown for the most ‘rocking it out’ killer shoes. But there is always one absolute atrocity of fashion at these reunions and that in this case was Ramona, who I thought looked like she was wearing a cardboard cut out, for a child’s sticker book of ‘dress up’ but when I asked on twitter what she was wearing I got back –

  • “1992 bondage S and M number”
  • “A faux leather sadist Halloween costume, just missing the whip”
  • “An old lady Dominatrix meets 2 year olds tutu”

Sweet ☺ Ramona you DO need to fire your stylist’s ass. I mean come on? That is one god awful dress and the makeup wasn’t much better. Duran Duran days are over.

Carole’s up first and says she did the show for many reasons and that it was her guilty pleasure. Right.

Then the clash of the royals begins, as Lulu can’t seem to let Carole get a word in edgeways, even though it’s not her turn to talk as they debate over whether or not it was cool for Lulu to ask Carole’s designer pal to borrow her stuff. You can see Lulu is defensive because she can’t shut her faux regal mouth and let Carole finish her sentences. But then she is forced to shut it, when she says that Carole borrows clothes, as she has racks upon racks outside every shoot and then discovers that they actually all belong to Carole. Whoops. LOL.

“The b*tch stole my look!”, cries the real princess as she reflects on Lulu’s cape wearing in London look.

“Life and style magazine is hardly Vogue honey”, she reminds Lulu when she is banging on about borrowing her friends clothes for a shoot for that magazine.

“Michelle Obama wears their clothes, not me? Nobody has ever said anything like that to me. Ever.” Heaven forbid you actually listen to what you say sometimes, Lulu? Ridiculous.

Sonja stops pouting and looking at herself in the monitor long enough to chirp in to Lulu’s defense and gets lost in the crossfire.

Finally Aviva shuts the conversation down and we can move on to another subject, phew!! Then Lulu starts on Heather for not defending her. When the truth is, nobody cares.

Carole’s called out for being so ‘lovely’ but then in her interviews saying a few things detrimental about the other ladies. Not harsh and true.

Lulu again tries to butt in and thankfully Ramona shuts Lulu down!

“Can you let her talk??!!” Why are you talking for her??

Carole “I know, I can’t even take it. Can you please just shut up!?” Lulu looks horrified – love me some of that look ☺

Then Harry’s up, and we get to see flash backs of how many of the cast have slept with him and how everyone loves Harry, even ‘internationally” according to Sonja. Hardly Jack Nicholson if you ask me.

Personally I would agree with Aviva about not talking about X husbands, on going divorce battles and kids.

Carole – “This guys has either a big ego or a big cock”, or both maybe?

Next up – Avivas phobias. Finally we hear about the hideous ordeal she suffered. Stuck for 3 hours, at 6 years old on a conveyor belt that had basically eaten her leg and in all sincerity sounded extremely traumatic. Fully conscious. Even though it was said in a very cruel, heartless way (by none other than Ramona) I did agree with her getting a new therapist. A lot of baggage that needs leaving somewhere.

Sonja and Ramona have ‘zero compassion’ written right across their faces.

HOLLA! Its Heather time! Hold no prisoners… She was not afraid of Ramona and wasn’t intimidated either as they rehash how much they hated each other back at the beginning. Ramona confesses to having been rude saying Heather talks too much!

Heather defends her ‘N.F.I Ramona trip to London’. I think Ramona saw a strong woman that she needed to rein in and then she realized that Heather could not be broken, so she backed off mid season.

Ramona and Heather talk about making a truce. Why bother if Lulu’s not coming back next season. No matter how relevant she tries to be at the reunion. Zzzzzzz
Maybe that’s why Andy is wearing a black tie? Showing his final respects?

Ramona is getting hot in her leather get up, and asks for the AC to be turned up ☺ and we have the recap of the holiday from hell as the ladies see whose wearing more lipstick on their teeth or lips.

Aviva attempts to apologize for her lack of grace in St Brats but neither Sonja or Ramona could give a hoot and Ramona starts getting teary as she says how abused she felt by Aviva.

Heather again takes control and shuts Lulu down as she tries to deny sh*t stirring and throwing Ramona under the bus. I like that.

“I am profusely sorry for the way that I treated you,” says Aviva to Ramona, several times over and it still won’t be accepted.

Ramona “I cant live through this again”

Sonja “I have no problem going through this again”

Are we talking next season?

Reid’s ‘over weight cougars’ comment gets a mention. Yeah Reid, that was mean coming from the man who still looks and behaves like a graduate ☺ Aviva apologies for that too.

Ramona says “No one has ever attacked me again and again and again and again … and again … and again …”

OK Ramona we get it.

Aviva “I didn’t mean ‘white trash’ I actually meant ‘trashy’. Now that’s cleared up finally. LOL

Next week looks great – Ramona grinning from ear to ear when she says
“Luann just loves her men and cant keep her hands of them” knowing she is sitting bang center in Lulu’s target aim after that line! Yeah baby, keep those coming!
Same face as in St Brats when she is digging into the ‘pirate’ to get the dirt on the night before…that really naughty girl look that knows full well what she’s doing ☺

See you for the final part of this season next wee, and don’t forget to order your copy of my new book – The Gift that puts the Real into some behind scenes of Housewives and will make your hair curl, if its not already 😉

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Mother, writer and star of Bravo's Real Housewives of DC. Cat brings the snark, honesty and truth with her new column "Cat's Bollocks" for Reality Wives

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