The Real Housewives Of Dallas is finally here, the entire cast was lily white, which was absolutely delightful.
The five housewives are Brandi Redmond, Tiffany Hendra, Cary Deuber, Stephanie Hollman and LeeAnne Locken.
Brandi and Stephanie are best friends, consistently talked about poop and farts. Brandi calls wine, “Jesus Juice”, as “Jesus turned water into wine. That’s why I call it Jesus juice. You can take communion any time of day!” Really Brandi, you damn lush! She can also far on command, how lady like. Brandi is as ditzy as they come, especially not understanding Passover or the reason for the drinking of the wine.
Stephanie’s husband, Travis, gives her a list of chore to do, “Travis gives me a list of chores that I have to do … It’s kind of a way for me to ‘make my money’ in the marriage.” Either Travis is a controlling husband or Stephanie’s mother never taught her her how to be a ‘wife’ and she used to lounge at home all day. If she likes it, I will judge and laugh about it.
LeeAnne is the matron of the group, she is all about charity, charity, charity. She is shopping with best friend Tiffany, for clothes for an upcoming charity event, “They call me the ‘mouth of the south,’ and I’m OK with that because I use that voice to connect charities to people with money.” Ok LeeAnn. Most importantly she used to be a carnie, “I grew up a carnie kid, play games with me, and you’re gonna pay.” I may like this one.
Tiffany, recently moved from Los Angeles back to her hometown, Dallas, with her musician husband, Aaron Hendra. She was a former actress and model, moved back to Texas to live a simpler life, saying, “The coke, the Cristal, the private planes, all the glitz and glamour, I needed to get back to my roots.” Aaron is channeling his inner Keith Urban.
Cary Deuber is a registered nurse, and works alongside her husband, plastic surgeon Mark Deuber known in the area for his breast implants think Terry Dubrown (RHOOC) and Lenny Hochstein (RHOM). Cary says, “That’s what we do, boobs by Deubs.”
The ladies congregate at Cary’s house for a trunk show to benefit Doris Daniely Outreach, a breast reconstruction program for breast cancer survivors.
Later Brandi and Stephanie attend the, “No Tie Dinner,” a Dallas AIDS charity, and joke about Brandi’s comedic impression of LeeAnne. LeeAnne found out about the impression and confronted Brandi about it and wanted to see a live performance. Brandi refused to do it and asked to speak to LeeAnne privately. Brandi Tells LeeAnne, “You Need Help.”
LeeAnne responds, “You’re a sweetheart, and you mimic people because it’s your comedy, and I love that about you.”
Brandi, “I’m more worried about you. I was at your event last week and people were battling AIDS, and you spoke out about yourself.”
LeeAnne asked, “You see me as a pathetic person?”
Brandi replied multiple times, “You need help.”
I smell a divorce or two in the works. We’re off to a rip roaring start.
I see some Texas women are up in arms about being represented by these women. Really, you’re ashamed of reality stars, claiming that they’re representing your state? You’re not ashamed of anyone else …. ? No one else…. For the record, RHOD does not represent Texas, they are women who want money, notoriety and fame as with most people in any town, city, county, or country. That is all. Calm your nuts.
RHOD get’s 3 out of 5 stars.
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